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[camphor]

Sloppy Mess 3UR

Sorcery

Exile all permanents then return each non-enchantment card exiled this way to the battlefield under a random player's control one at a time, then do the same for all enchantment cards exiled this way.

"Waiter! I didn't order this!"
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[Einlanzer625]

Waiter
1GR
Creature - Human Food Servant
Tap: Put a 0/2 red and green Soup Token creature into play under target opponent's control.
1RG, Untap: Put a fly counter on target Soup creature. Creatures with Fly counters on them have defender and "at the end of any turn, sacrifice this creature. This creature deals 2 damage to its controller"
2/2

"WAITER!! There's a fly in my soup!"
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[shafsta]

Soup Fly
1UB
Creature - Insect

Flying

(U/B): Discard a card, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

2/1

The fly doesn't care who gets poisoned by his disease, just as long as they suffocate.
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[Einlanzer625]

Suffocate
1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
Enchanted player gains Cumulative upkeep: 1. If that player cannot pay the upkeep, he or she loses life equal to 6 minus the amount of age counters on Suffocate

"The rear naked choke! hes tapping out!"
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[anthem]

Naked Choke 1GG
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, if only mana from basic lands were used to cast it, tap all lands that produce U.

Lands which produce U do not untap during their controllers' untap steps.

If you control a land which produces U, sacrifice ~.

"Planting Throttleroot seeds is much faster when the saboteurs aren't weighed down by their armor" Kelmari, Llanowar Politician, to Stranglemage Elders.

[Einlanzer625]

Throttleroot Seed
3
Artifact
G, Tap, Sacrifice Throttleroot Seed: The controller of target Island's lands do not untap next turn. Tap all islands that player controls.

"The planting of the throttleroot seed is an art form, but getting the roots to take hold for more than a day is impossible, as they eat themselves alive"
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[grayseeroly]

Impossible Task
U
Instant

Tap target creature, it dos not untap during its controlers next untap step.

"Tutors at the Varion Accadimy delight in tourturing there students by setting tacks they can never complete "

[Einlanzer625]

Varion Academy
Legendary Land
Tap: add WUBRG to your mana pool for each Varionian permanent you have in play
WUBRGPO, Tap: Put a 0/2 WUBRGPO Varionian creature token into play
(P and O are purple and orange)

"the first impossible task, was getting students in the door"
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[Jprice32]

The Door 1UU
Artifact
Whenever you play a creature spell you may exchange that creature with another target creature an opponent controls whose power is less than or equal to it

Whoops, sorry wrong door
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Women need to go back to the kitchen...table magic

[Einlanzer625]

Whoops!
UU
Instant
Play only if you control a spell on the stack. Return target spell you control that is on the stack to its owner's hand.

"awww shucks...that didn't work how i wanted it to!"
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[shafsta]

That Didn't Work
2UU
Instant

Return an instant spell from your graveyard and play it without paying its mana cost.

"There's always a second try."
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[mchainmail]

Do-over (1UU)

Instant

Remove target spell you control from the game. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

The ape is stronger than the brain.

EDIT: Ninja'd
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[legendcrafter]

Second Try
2{R}{G}
Sorcery

Until end of turn, you may cast spells that have been countered by spells or abilities this turn without paying their mana costs.

Spells you cast this turn can’t be countered by spells or abilities.

Suck it, blue control!

[legendcrafter]

Unknowable Ape
[No mana cost]
Creature--Ape
You may play Unknowable Ape face-down as a 2/2 creature for {3}
If Unknowable Ape would be revealed, instead it isn't.
Unknowable Ape enters the graveyard and exile zone face-down.
It is a taxonomist's nightmare

P.S: My apologies, mchainmail, I didn't mean to ninja you.

[MagnetManEX]

Never ending Nightmare 3BB

Enchantment - Rare

During your upkeep each opponent discards a card at random from his or her hand.

When ever a player discards a card, hey lose life equal to the cards converted casting cost. (X=0)

"The only place where a mind is truly week is in there nightmares." Liliana Vess
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[Einlanzer625]

Liliana, Death Queen
4BB
Planeswalker - Liliana
+1: Search your library for a creature card and put it into your graveyard, then shuffle your library
-3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to play
-6: Remove all creatures you dont control from play and each opponent's graveyard from the game
//5

"after her tribute was paid, the demon rewarded her with immeasurable power"
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[shafsta]

Immeasurable Power
XBB
Sorcery

~~ has flash if you pay an additional BB.

Creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn.

When the powers of the unholy gave them the strength, everybody ran.
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[kipkiperson]

Running and Screaming
R1 instant
Creatures target player controls gain haste until end of turn
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[zcs87]

Screams of Retreat
3B
Sorcery
All blocking creature return to thier owner's hand.
Their screams seem to make a beautiful song. A song of death and misery

[shafsta]

Song of Death
5B
Sorcery

Destroy all non-black creatures, they can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to the number of non-black creatures destroyed this way.

"She sings so beatuf...AIEEEEEE!!!"
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[Einlanzer625]

"AIEEEEEEE!"
R
Instant
Play only if you control a basic mountain.
As an additional cost to play ~ sacrifice a creature.
~ deals damage = the combined power and toughness of the sacrificed creature to target creature or player.

"AIEEEEEEEEE! *THUD!* Sweet! I'm Alive! but the guy below me didn't make it!"
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[shafsta]

Sweet Success
2(W/B)(W/B)
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchant only to a Black or White creature.

Whenever enchanted creature destroys a creature, you gain life equal to the destroyed creature's power.

"It's like slaughtering a cow...except he's the one man killing machine."
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